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How a tube ride can go horribly wrong!

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:45:00 GMT

London, especially the tube reveals many unconventional situations. This is my true story of one that happened a while ago. Be prepared, its not conventional!

A light look at the 5 top rules to dating.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:54:00 GMT

I don't claim to be an expert on dating, so read this with a pinch of salt. To be honest, at one point I was really rubbish at it, and thanks to these rules, I am a lot better now. It is strange to find out though that there are some dudes out there that are really crap with girls and haven't bothered to fix themselves.…

Shooting Stars

Sat, 30 May 2009 13:36:00 GMT

Possibly libelous third party story sourced from an unreliable dope dealer involving someone famous and some monkey business.

Going to Goa.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:29:00 GMT

A tale of sordid washing habits, frogs and dead dogs.

In brief: Finding your inner child and sledging on a bit of cardboard

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:31:00 GMT

Living with my boyfriend*, gives me many funny moments.

One of which was today, when I watched him go to the shed, pull out a bit of broken cardboard, trudge up our garden hill, fall over, get back up, fall over, get back up and finally reach the top, cardboard still in hand.

He then proceeded…

Woodwork class

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:01:00 GMT

"Now, look ‘ere you kids. Wot I sez is this ‘ere, there are two sides to a piece of sandpaper, the rough and the smooth, and so far it’s been my misfortune to experience rather more of the rough than the smooth, I can tell yer!”

Not my most embarressing story, but...

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:01:00 GMT

Trouser terror in the holy land.

Ketchup romance

Sat, 09 May 2009 12:38:00 GMT

I'm sure some of you will have heard this story, but I like telling it, so tough.

I do like a good radio phone in competition, the chance to embarass myself on national radio is all a boy could ask for. For example, I once called up Keith Chegwin to tell him the answer to a riddle was "'cos he had the hump"…

Schools Out

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:29:00 GMT

Autobiographical piece of fiction of what sort of happened but didn't really for legal reasons. Set in Devon in the mid nineteen eighties.