The story of one man and his ding-a-ling (Contains what you might describe as strong language).

Drunk story - possibly one of those ‘had to be there’ moments but still amusing if you weren’t!

It was my last year of primary school and I was over 12yrs. I was about to join the realms of the teens. I also had this enourmous school crush on this girl in my English class, I liked her so much. It is a difficult time when you are in puberty isn’t it. I mean your voice is breaking, all these new hormones and stuff…

Pants and vests… They always remind me of a peculiar time in my life when we were made to strip down to these nefarious undergarments, don plimsoles and run around the playground. They called it ‘P.E.’, which I understand stands for ‘Physical Education’. If running in circles is educating, then puppies must be far…