London, especially the tube reveals many unconventional situations. This is my true story of one that happened a while ago. Be prepared, its not conventional!

I don’t claim to be an expert on dating, so read this with a pinch of salt. To be honest, at one point I was really rubbish at it, and thanks to these rules, I am a lot better now. It is strange to find out though that there are some dudes out there that are really crap with girls and haven’t bothered to fix themselves.…

Possibly libelous third party story sourced from an unreliable dope dealer involving someone famous and some monkey business.

A tale of sordid washing habits, frogs and dead dogs.

Living with my boyfriend*, gives me many funny moments. One of which was today, when I watched him go to the shed, pull out a bit of broken cardboard, trudge up our garden hill, fall over, get back up, fall over, get back up and finally reach the top, cardboard still in hand. He then proceeded…

"Now, look ‘ere you kids. Wot I sez is this ‘ere, there are two sides to a piece of sandpaper, the rough and the smooth, and so far it’s been my misfortune to experience rather more of the rough than the smooth, I can tell yer!”

Trouser terror in the holy land.

I’m sure some of you will have heard this story, but I like telling it, so tough.I do like a good radio phone in competition, the chance to embarass myself on national radio is all a boy could ask for. For example, I once called up Keith Chegwin to tell him the answer to a riddle was "’cos he had the hump"…

Snow day! Hurray! So what shall we do with this momentous occasion where we are forced by public transport not go to work? Umm… I guess we’ll work from home.Technology: it hasn’t evolved enough to cope with snow, but has to enable us to work from home. I’ve had design files FTP’d to me and logged in on the…

Autobiographical piece of fiction of what sort of happened but didn’t really for legal reasons. Set in Devon in the mid nineteen eighties.