Down the fairground with an aging teddy boy, goldfish in a bag and a fishwife lothario.

Charlie becomes Mike… with startling consequences.

London, especially the tube reveals many unconventional situations. This is my true story of one that happened a while ago. Be prepared, its not conventional!

After eight months of travelling Europe and Australia with my best friend Joe we’ve finally split. Tonight’s my first night of solo travel. As I sit outside a train station in Sydney, Australia, I think I’d better meet some new friends and as an old man takes the spot next to me on my bench, I figure this is as good…

I don’t claim to be an expert on dating, so read this with a pinch of salt. To be honest, at one point I was really rubbish at it, and thanks to these rules, I am a lot better now. It is strange to find out though that there are some dudes out there that are really crap with girls and haven’t bothered to fix themselves.…

Here’s my list of the top 10 best things on the internet you may not of heard of. You wont find you tube on here but some of the more quirky and useful things found on the net.

"Now, look ‘ere you kids. Wot I sez is this ‘ere, there are two sides to a piece of sandpaper, the rough and the smooth, and so far it’s been my misfortune to experience rather more of the rough than the smooth, I can tell yer!”

The calm and charming story of what happens when a gang of all-male, drug-crazed alcoholics share a quiet suburban house together. The names have been changed to protect the guilty, but you know who you are.

Trouser terror in the holy land.

The story of one man and his ding-a-ling (Contains what you might describe as strong language).