Drunk story - possibly one of those ‘had to be there’ moments but still amusing if you weren’t!

Down the fairground with an aging teddy boy, goldfish in a bag and a fishwife lothario.

Possibly libelous third party story sourced from an unreliable dope dealer involving someone famous and some monkey business.

A story from my past about a little girl with a unstoppable positive outlook on life and its beautiful faults

my ideas of what a memory is

I’m sure some of you will have heard this story, but I like telling it, so tough.I do like a good radio phone in competition, the chance to embarass myself on national radio is all a boy could ask for. For example, I once called up Keith Chegwin to tell him the answer to a riddle was "’cos he had the hump"…

Autobiographical piece of fiction of what sort of happened but didn’t really for legal reasons. Set in Devon in the mid nineteen eighties.

  Alright I confess, I do work out sometimes. I had no choice you know - you see, one day I was sitting down, I had grown a belly from lots of beer drinking and while trying to reach my shoelace to tie my shoes, I um - woke up an hour later slumped over my leg not knowing where I was with 2 pieces…

Drunken ramblings committed under the influence of Saigon beer in the hot sun.

A buddy of mine calls me up and says, "Dude! -  I just got free tickets to a concert through my phone service provider today, you wanna come with!" Now he has been a friend for years and I have not seen him in a while. I learnt how to surf with the guy, I have had loads of crazy parties with him, tons…