Autobiographical piece of fiction of what sort of happened but didn’t really for legal reasons. Set in Devon in the mid nineteen eighties.

  Alright I confess, I do work out sometimes. I had no choice you know - you see, one day I was sitting down, I had grown a belly from lots of beer drinking and while trying to reach my shoelace to tie my shoes, I um - woke up an hour later slumped over my leg not knowing where I was with 2 pieces…

Drunken ramblings committed under the influence of Saigon beer in the hot sun.

A buddy of mine calls me up and says, "Dude! -  I just got free tickets to a concert through my phone service provider today, you wanna come with!" Now he has been a friend for years and I have not seen him in a while. I learnt how to surf with the guy, I have had loads of crazy parties with him, tons…

Archibald was very excited. There was something floating nearby and he got the distinct impression it was edible. Archibald was quite fond of edible things, mostly because they tasted good. When you’re a hamster most things taste good, especially when you’re floating through the void of space. This is not…

Crossing the international date line is a very interesting experience, arriving in Los Angeles from Fiji, roughly 6 hour before leaving it!! After…

Our three week tour of South East Asia began with an overnight stop in Singapore on the way to Bali. Singapore is a very westernized city and a great place to spend a day cruising…

We flew into Naples on a hot September day to be greeted by blue skies and ever looming Mount Vesuvius overlooking the bay.…

There is nothing as effective as knowing you have to do something by a certain time to ensure you think  up twenty reasons not to do it.  Whether it is completing a study assignment or something you promised your boss you would work on from home, suddenly the most mundane tasks seem strangely mesmerising.The…

I don’t claim to be an expert on dating, so read this with a pinch of salt. To be honest, at one point I was really rubbish at it, and thanks to these rules, I am a lot better now. It is strange to find out though that there are some dudes out there that are really crap with girls and haven’t bothered to fix themselves.…